You Might Be A Redneck If Your

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.

Watching A Baby Being Born Is A Little Like Watching A Wet St. Bernard Coming In Through The Cat Door.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.