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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Kids Are Going Hungry Tonight Because You Just Had To Have Those Yosemite Sam Mud Flaps.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Grow Vidalia Onions, Rather Than Considering Them A Gourmet Item.

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

I Was Talking To Alan Jackson. He Had His Second Greatest Hits Album. He Said, You Don't Ever Get Into This Really Thinking You're Gonna Make It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Can Correctly Execute The Sleeper Hold.