You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking A Dip Has Nothing To Do With Water.

Pride Is The First Step In People Unraveling And Companies Unraveling And Relationships Unraveling.

I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

My Wife Is So Analytical With Raising Kids, And I Am Not. My Feeling Is If They Turn Out Good, Then That Means I Was A Good Daddy And Put A Lot Of Effort Into It. If They Turn Out Bad, It Means They Took After Her Side Of The Family.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Richest Member Of Your Family Bought A House And You Have To Help Take The Wheels Off Of It.