You Might Be A Redneck If Taking

You Might Be A Redneck If You Refer To The Time You Won A Free Case Of Oil As The Day My Ship Came In.

You Know You're A Redneck If Your Home Has Wheels And Your Car Doesn't.

If Your Biggest Tax Deduction Was Bail Money, You Might Be A Redneck.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

If You Think 'loading The Dishwasher' Means 'getting Your Wife Drunk', You Might Be A Redneck