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You Might Be A Redneck If You Own At Least 20 Baseball Hats.

We Sing About God Because We Believe In Him. We Are Not Trying To Offend Anybody, But The Evidence That We Have Seen Of Him In Our Small Little Lives Trumps Your Opinion About Whether Or Not He Exists.

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking Your Wife On A Cruise Means Circling The Dairy Queen.