You Might Be A Redneck If Taking

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your House Doesn't Have Curtains, But Your Truck Does.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have A Color Coordinating Rope That Ties Down Your Car Hood.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite T-shirt Is Offensive In Thirteen States.

Because Criminals Know That When They See A House With 2 Foot Tall Grass, A Dog On A Chain, And An Engine Hanging From A Tree, A Gun Lives In That House. And If You Want To Know What Kind, Just Break In At 2 In The Morning.