I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If Taking Your Wife On A Cruise Means Circling The Dairy Queen.

If You Ever Start Feeling Like You Have The Goofiest, Craziest, Most Dysfunctional Family In The World, All You Have To Do Is Go To A State Fair. Because Five Minutes At The Fair, You'll Be Going, 'you Know, We're Alright. We Are Dang Near Royalty.'

You Might Be A Redneck If You Celebrate Groundhog Day Because You Believe In It.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Stand Under The Mistletoe At Christmas And Wait For Granny And Cousin Sue-ellen To Walk By.

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck