I'll Just Have Itchy, Watery Eyes!

You Might Be A Redneck If The Richest Member Of Your Family Bought A House And You Have To Help Take The Wheels Off Of It.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandmother Has Ever Been Asked To Leave A Bingo Game Because Of Her Language.

You Have To Change Those Diapers Every Day. When Those Directions On The Side Of The Pampers Box Say, 'holds 6-12 Pounds' They're Not Kidding!

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Started A Petition To Change The National Anthem To Georgia On My Mind.