You Might Be A Redneck If Your

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That The Styrofoam Cooler Is The Greatest Invention Of All Time.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

As An Individual, As A Household, You Can't Spend More Money Than You're Bringing In. You Can Do It For A Little While, But You End Up Going Broke And You End Up Losing Everything You Have. That Is The Path That We're On As A Country, And It Scares Me To Death.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dogs Name Is Miller Light