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You Might Be A Redneck If Your Anniversary Present Was Getting The Septic Tank Pumped.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

Any Job That Posts A Price List For Your Body Parts Is A Bad Job.

Find Something In Life That You Love Doing. If You Make A Lot Of Money, That's A Bonus, And If You Don't, You Still Won't Hate Going To Work.

I'm Very Lucky In That I've Gotten To Do A Lot Of Things. But If You Ever Put A Gun To My Head And Said, "you Can Only Do One," I'd Think It Would Be Stand-up. I Think It's The Coolest Job In The World.