You Might Be A Redneck If Your

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

For The First Time Ever I Was Taking The Family On The Road. We Stayed With My In-laws, Which On Life's List Of Experiences Ranks Right Below Sitting In A Tub Full Of Scissors.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.

The Only Negative About Doing Stand-up Is That You're On The Road By Yourself. When You're On The Road With Comics We Just Crack Each Other Up Every Night Going, "can You Believe They're Paying Us To Do This? They're Crazy.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Six-pack And A Bug-zapper High-quality Entertainment.