You Might Be A Redneck If Your

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Wife Keeps A Can Of Vienna Sausage In Her Purse.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Satellite Dish Payment Delays Buying School Clothes For The Kids.