You Might Be A Redneck If The

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

I Got My Wife A Mood Ring. It Works Real Good! When Shes In A Good Mood It Turns Blue, But When Shes In A Bad Mood Theres A Red Mark Across My Forehead

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.