You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

Watching A Baby Being Born Is A Little Like Watching A Wet St. Bernard Coming In Through The Cat Door.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

I Refuse To This Day To Do E-mail Because Everybody I Know That Does It, It Takes Another Two Or Three Hours A Day. I Don't Want To Give Two Or Three More Hours Away.