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You Might Be A Redneck If Going To The Bathroom Involves Shoes And A Flashlight.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.

Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

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You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Started A Petition To Change The National Anthem To Georgia On My Mind.