You Might Be A Redneck If The

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Local Ambulance Has A Trailer Hitch.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Won't Stop At A Rest Area If You Have An Empty Beer Can In The Car.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think A Chain Saw Is A Musical Instrument.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.