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Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

[about Sex And Being Married] It's Like Being The National Guard, We May Not Be Seeing As Much Action As The Front Line, But We Are Living To Fight Another Day.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need An Estimate From Your Barber Before You Get A Haircut.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.