You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought A Vcr So You Could Tape Wrestling While You Are At Work.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.

You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.