You Might Be A Redneck If The

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandfather Completely Executes The Pull My Finger Trick At The Family Reunion.

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.