You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody

You Might Be A Redneck If You See A Sign That Says Say No To Crack And It Reminds You To Pull Your Jeans Up.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Go Outside To Get Something Out Of The Fridge.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

You Just May Be A Redneck If Your Lawn Furniture Used To Be Your Living Room Furniture.