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You Might Be A Redneck If Three Quarters Of The Clothes You Own Have Logos On Them.

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Sophisticated People Invest Their Money In Stock Portfolios. Rednecks Invest Their Money In Commemorative Plates.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite T-shirt Is Offensive In Thirteen States.