You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That The Styrofoam Cooler Is The Greatest Invention Of All Time.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Handkerchief Doubles As Your Shirt Sleeve.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

It's Like Cuddling With A Butterball Turkey.