You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.

I've Gotten To The Point I Won't Even Watch The 11 O'clock News. You Just Walk Away From It Thinking How Bad Everything Is.

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Good Deed For The Month Was Hiding Your Brother For A Few Days.

The More Excited The Rooster Gets, The Higher His Voice Goes. He's Got A Little Bit Of A Barney Fife Quality To Him.