You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stared At A Can Of Orange Juice Because It Said Concentrate.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need An Estimate From Your Barber Before You Get A Haircut.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Mother Has Been Involved In A Fist Fight At A High School Sports Event.

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.