You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't Love Dolls Clothes

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Check In The Bottom Of Your Shoe For Change So You Can Get Grandma A New Plug Of Tobacco.

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.