Little Girls Love Dolls. They Just Don't

You Might Be A Redneck If You Keep A Fly Swatter In The Front Seat Of The Car So You Can Reach Your Kids In The Back Seat Of The Car.

Comics Don't Usually Have Very Long Careers, And I'm 22 Years Into This.

If You Ahve Ever Unloaded Your Pickup By Backing Up Really Fast And Slamming On The Brakes, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Started A Petition To Change The National Anthem To Georgia On My Mind.

Do You Know Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder? 'cause There's No Dental Records And All The Dna Is The Same.