I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even

You Might Be A Redneck If You Look Upon A Family Reunion As A Chance To Meet 'ms. Right

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

Now, It's True I Married My Wife For Her Looks... But Not The Ones She's Been Givin' Me Lately.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Think That John Deere Green, Ford Blue, And Primer Gray Are The Three Of The Primary Colors.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think That The Styrofoam Cooler Is The Greatest Invention Of All Time.