I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

You Might Be A Redneck If There Are Four Or More Cars Up On Blocks In The Front Yard.

If The Veins In The Back Of Your Legs Look Like The Street Map Of Greater Pittsburgh, You Ain't Nobody's Babydoll.

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.