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I Turned Down A Movie This Summer Because It Was Nine Weeks In Vancouver And My Oldest Daughter Is 14. I've Got Four More Summers With Her. I'm Not Giving Away Nine Weeks Of Her Summer To Go Do A Silly Movie.

You Might Be A Redneck If Motel 6 Turns Off The Lights When They See You Coming.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.

How Is A Redneck Divorce Similar To A Tornado? You Know That Somewhere, Somehow, Someone Is Gonna Lose A Trailer.

That's The Great Thing About A Tractor. You Can't Really Hear The Phone Ring.