If You Can't Remember The Last Time

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In A Bathroom Appliance In Your Front Yard.

It's Sad When You See Somebody That Talented That Passes Away And Doesn't Have To.

I Turned Down A Movie This Summer Because It Was Nine Weeks In Vancouver And My Oldest Daughter Is 14. I've Got Four More Summers With Her. I'm Not Giving Away Nine Weeks Of Her Summer To Go Do A Silly Movie.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Saved Lots Of Money On Your Honeymoon By Going Deer Hunting.