You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

You Don't Get Married To Get Sex. Getting Married To Get Sex Is Like Buying A 747 To Get Free Peanuts.