You Might Be A Redneck If You

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.

In My Life, I Have Driven Some Crappy Vehicles. But I Have Never Been So Desperate For A Vehicle That I Wanted A Used Rental Car.

I Know If Mama Ain't Happy, Ain't Nobody Happy.

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.

I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.