You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If There Is A Sheet Hanging In Your Closet And A Gun Rack Hanging In Your Truck.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Salvation Army Declines Your Mattress.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.

As An Individual, As A Household, You Can't Spend More Money Than You're Bringing In. You Can Do It For A Little While, But You End Up Going Broke And You End Up Losing Everything You Have. That Is The Path That We're On As A Country, And It Scares Me To Death.