You Might Be A Redneck If You

Pride Is The First Step In People Unraveling And Companies Unraveling And Relationships Unraveling.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Bumper Sticker Says, My Other Car Is A Combine.

I've Gotten To The Point I Won't Even Watch The 11 O'clock News. You Just Walk Away From It Thinking How Bad Everything Is.

You May Be A Redneck If... Your Lifetime Goal Is To Own A Fireworks Stand.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider A Six-pack And A Bug-zapper High-quality Entertainment.