There's No Down Time Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Amuse Yourself For More Than An Hour With A Fly Swatter.

If Men Have A Smell It's Usually An Accident.

I Had To Perform At The White House For The President, That's Always Kind Of A Weird Set To Try To Put Together.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Go To A Tupperware Party For A Haircut.

If Your Mother Doesn't Remove The Marlboro From Her Lips Before Telling The State Trooper To Kiss Her Ass, You Might Be A Redneck.