There's No Down Time Any More.

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

You Might Be A Redneck If The Tobacco Chewers In Your Family Aren't Just Men.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.

Nothing In Life Prepares You To Be Famous.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.