There's No Down Time Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If In An Effort To Watch Your Cholesterol, You Eat Spam Lite.

If You Own A Home With Wheels On It And Several Cars Without, You Just Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Richest Member Of Your Family Bought A House And You Have To Help Take The Wheels Off Of It.

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Bought A Vcr So You Could Tape Wrestling While You Are At Work.

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.