You Might Be A Redneck If You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Boat Has Not Left The Driveway In 15 Years.

All These Years I've Sat In Airports And Kind Of Drawn People And Put Like Far Side Captions On Them.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're Turned On By A Woman Who Can Field Dress A Deer.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Prominently Display A Gift You Bought At Graceland.

If You're A Man And You've Ever Been Antique Shopping During A Big Football Game, You're Either Gay Or Married.