If Men Have A Smell It's Usually

You Might Be A Redneck If An Expired License Plate Means Another Decoration For Your Living Room Wall.

If Your Idea Of A 7 Course Meal Is A Bucket Of Kfc And A Sixpack, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.