If Men Have A Smell It's Usually

You Might Be A Redneck If Someone Tells You You Have Something In Your Teeth, And You Take Them Out To See What It Is.

If Your Working Television Sits On Top Of Your Non-working Television, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have To Check In The Bottom Of Your Shoe For Change So You Can Get Grandma A New Plug Of Tobacco.

You Might Be A Redneck If Somebody Hollers Ho-down And Your Girlfriend Hits The Floor.

When You Get To Your Third Millionth Frequent Flyer Mile, I Think Something Snaps In Your Brain.