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I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot In Life.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Coffee Table Used To Be A Telephone Cable Spool.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

I Tried Real Hard To Play Golf, And I Was So Bad At It They Would Have To Check Me For Ticks At The End Of The Round Because I'd Spent About Half The Day In The Woods.

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.