If Men Have A Smell It's Usually

You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Every Episode Of Hee Haw On Tape.

People Are Like, Hey, Jeff, Lemme Tell You... I'm Like, Hold On, Let Me Get A Pen And A Piece Of Paper.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own All The Components Of Soap On A Rope Except The Soap.

It's Hard To Think Of Yourself As A Loser At 2 Years Old.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Salvation Army Declines Your Mattress.