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Watching A Baby Being Born Is A Little Like Watching A Wet St. Bernard Coming In Through The Cat Door.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.

As A Comic, You Learn To Use Your Voice Because You Don't Have The Benefit Of Visual Things.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Highlight Of Your Parties Is When You Flip Out Your False Teeth.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.