I Really Don't Require A Whole Lot

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Stolen Toilet Paper From A Public Restroom.

We Sing About God Because We Believe In Him. We Are Not Trying To Offend Anybody, But The Evidence That We Have Seen Of Him In Our Small Little Lives Trumps Your Opinion About Whether Or Not He Exists.

You May Be A Redneck If... You Have Spent More On Your Pickup Truck Than On Your Education.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Consider Pork And Beans To Be A Gourmet Food.

I Have Never Been Jealous. Not Even When My Dad Finished Fifth Grade A Year Before I Did.