You Might Be A Redneck If The

Thank God I'm At That Point In My Career Where I Don't Have To Take Stuff That I Don't Really Want To Do.

Louisiana Has The Best Food On The Planet If You Don't Really Ask Too Much About What You're Eating.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Can Tell Your Age By The Number Of Rings In The Bathtub.

If Your Neighbors Think You're A Detective Because A Cop Always Brings You Home, You Might Be A Redneck.

You Might Be A Redneck If When You Run Out Of Gas, You Put Gin In The Gas Tank.