You Might Be A Redneck If The

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

Pride Is The First Step In People Unraveling And Companies Unraveling And Relationships Unraveling.

If You Have More Fish On Your Wall Than Pictures, You Might Be A Redneck.

If You Can't Remember The Last Time You Had Sex With A Woman, You're Either Gay, Or Married.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Dated Your Daddy's Current Wife In High School.