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You Might Be A Redneck If You Have Flowers Planted In A Bathroom Appliance In Your Front Yard.

You Might Be A Redneck If On Your First Date You Had To Ask Your Dad To Borrow The Keys To The Tractor.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Own All The Components Of Soap On A Rope Except The Soap.

You Might Be A Redneck If The First Words Out Of Your Mouth Every Time You See Friends Are Howdy!, Hey! Or How Y'all Doin'?

You Might Be A Redneck If You Need An Estimate From Your Barber Before You Get A Haircut.