If You Have More Fish On Your

You Might Be A Redneck If You Use A Radiator Hose To Fix Your Kitchen Sink.

You Take A Normal Guy, Give Him A Wife, Give Them Time, And You've Got An Idiot!

I've Been To All 50 States, And Traveled This Whole Country, And 90 Percent Of The People Are Good Folks. The Rest Of Them Take After The Other Side Of The Family.

It's A Weird Sensation To Be Mad And Learning At The Same Time.

I've Gotten To The Point I Won't Even Watch The 11 O'clock News. You Just Walk Away From It Thinking How Bad Everything Is.