You May Be A Redneck If... You

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Primary Source Of Income Is The Pawn Shop.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Hood And One Door Are A Different Color From The Rest Of Your Car.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think The O.j. Trial Was The Big Sunkist And Minutemaid Taste Test.

You Might Be A Redneck If...your Belt Buckle Weighs More Than Three Pounds.

If You've Ever Made Change In The Offering Plate, You Might Be A Redneck.