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I Refuse To This Day To Do E-mail Because Everybody I Know That Does It, It Takes Another Two Or Three Hours A Day. I Don't Want To Give Two Or Three More Hours Away.

You Moon The Wrong Person At An Office Party And Suddenly You're Not 'professional' Any More.

You Break Into My House, I Will Shoot You. My Wife Will Shoot You And Then Spend Thirty Minutes Telling You Why She Shot You.

Redneck Is: The Glorious Absence Of Sophistication

As A Comedian I Appreciate Every Kind Of Comedy. You Decide For Yourself What You're Going To Do.