The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20

My Father-in-law Gets Up At 5 O'clock In The Morning And Watches The Discovery Channel. I Don't Know Why There's This Big Rush To Do This.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dogs Name Is Miller Light

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

To Me, The Media In New York And La Have Always Missed The Essence Of This Country.

Changing A Diaper Is A Lot Like Getting A Present From Your Grandmother - You're Not Sure What You've Got But You're Pretty Sure You're Not Going To Like It.