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You Know, I Remember Career Day In High School. I Remember Plumbers And Lawyers... I Don't Remember A Booth Where You Could Sign Up To Learn How To Shoot Chickens Out Of A Cannon At The Windshield Of An Airplane, 'cause There Would Have Been A Line At My School To Do That!

Did You Know Babies Are Nauseated By The Smell Of A Clean Shirt?

You Might Be A Redneck If The Receptionist Checks The Rat Traps At Your Place Of Business.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Dogs Name Is Miller Light

If You Have Ever Spray-painted Your Girlfriends Name On An Overpass, You Might Be A Redneck.