You May Be A Redneck If... Your

If You Think A Quaterhorse Is That Ride In Front Of Kmart.. You Might Be A Rednneck

You Might Be A Redneck If...you Think That John Deere Green, Ford Blue, And Primer Gray Are The Three Of The Primary Colors.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Highlight Of Your Parties Is When You Flip Out Your False Teeth.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Work With A Shirt Off... And So Does Your Husband.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Give Your Dad A Gallon Of Pepto-bismol For His Birthday.