You May Be A Redneck If... Your

Kids Aren't Suppose To Have Cancer, They're Suppose To Have A Future.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Favorite T-shirt Is Offensive In Thirteen States.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think Silence Of The Lambs Is What Happens When Larry Walks Out To The Barn.

You Might Be A Redneck If It's Easier To Spray Weed Killer On Your Lawn Than Mow It.

By The Time We Get To Church, I Need Church Cuz I've Been Yelled At By Everyone In The Family.