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You Might Be A Redneck If The Antenna On Your Truck Is A Danger To Low Flying Airplanes.

You Find Out That All This Stuff You've Accumulated, You Could Care Less About It. It's Just The Relationships That Matter.

You Might Be A Redneck If Your Grandfather Completely Executes The Pull My Finger Trick At The Family Reunion.

The Stuff That Made Me Mad 20 Years Ago Doesn't Really Make Me Mad Any More.

You Might Be A Redneck If You're A Lite Beer Drinker, Because You Start Drinking When It Gets Light.