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You Might Be A Redneck If Taking A Dip Has Nothing To Do With Water.

You Might Be A Redneck If You've Ever Worn A Dress That Is Strapless With A Bra That Isn't.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Watch Cartoons Long After Your Kids Get Bored.

I Think With A Comedian, When You Get To The Point Of A Greatest Hits, It's Kind Of An Acknowledgment That You've Been Doing Stand-up A Long Time, Which Not Very Many People Do.

You Might Be A Redneck If The Best Way To Keep Things Cold Is To Leave'em In The Shade.