You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

When I'm Talking To People I Like To Stop And Quote Myself. My Quotes Have A Way Of Spicing Up Conversation.

Most Horror Movies Are Certainly That.

New York Is My Lourdes, Where I Go For Spiritual Refreshment... A Place Where You're Least Likely To Be Bitten By A Wild Goat.

The Most Important Things To Do In The World Are To Get Something To Eat, Something To Drink And Somebody To Love You.

One Drink Is To Many For Me And A Thousand Not Enough.