You Made One Mistake. You Married Me.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

If It Was Raining Soup, The Irish Would Go Out With Forks.

I Am A Daylight Atheist.

Failure At A Task May Be The Result Of Having Tackled It At The Wrong Time.