Failure At A Task May Be The

It Is A Good Deed To Forget A Poor Joke

To Get Enough To Eat Was Regarded As An Achievement. To Get Drunk Was A Victory.

Ah, Bless You, Sister, May All Your Sons Be Bishops.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.