Failure At A Task May Be The

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

When Two Men Fight Over A Woman It's The Fight They Want, Not The Woman.

I Never Felt So Much At Home As I Do In New York. I Must Be A Devil.