Message? What The Hell Do You Think

I Was Court-martialled In My Absence, And Sentenced To Death In My Absence, So I Said They Could Shoot Me In My Absence.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Ninety-seven Saint Days A Year Wouldn't Affect The Theater, But Two Yom Kippurs Would Ruin It.

What The Hell Difference Does It Make, Left Or Right? There Were Good Men Lost On Both Sides.

There's No Bad Publicity Except An Obituary.