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Many A Man Has Decided To Stay Alive Not Because Of The Will To Live But Because Of The Determination Not To Give Assorted Surviving Bastards The Satisfaction Of His Death.

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I Am Married To Beatrice Salkeld, A Painter. We Have No Children, Except Me.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

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