I'm A Communist By Day And A

A Pedestrian Ought To Be Legally Allowed To Toss At Least One Hand Grenade At A Motorist Every Day.

I Have Never Seen A Situation So Dismal That A Policeman Couldn't Make It Worse.

Message? What The Hell Do You Think I Am, A Bloody Postman?

They Took Away Our Land, Our Language, And Our Religion; But They Could Never Harness Our Tongues.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.