You Know You're Getting Fat When You

President Bush Said He Didn't Want To Renew The Assault Weapons Ban Because It Might 'infringe On Hunters' Rights'. Who Needs An Ak-47 Machine Gun To Go Hunting? Let Me Tell You Guys Something... If It Takes You 500 Rounds To Bring Down A Deer, I Don't Want You Going To The Bathroom In My House!

You Know, If You Need 100 Rounds To Kill A Deer, Maybe Hunting Isn't Your Sport.

We've Seen The Uproars Around The World Concerning Cartoons Depicting The Prophet Mohammad. Anyone Who Does Not Think Comic Strips Are Relevant Never Had A Fatwa Put On Him/her For Drawing A Picture.

I Guess In General, People Tend To Not Eat The Cute Animals.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.