You Know You're Getting Fat When You

I Have No Complaints About Losing Money I Put In High-risk Investments. I Did Some Of That When I Had Real Money; My Informed Choice, My Measured Gamble.

Horse Racing Is Waning In Popularity.

For Me, Comedy Is A Day-to-day Report On The Human Condition. It's What's Happening Right Now. I Get Maybe 20 Minutes Of My Act Straight From The Newspaper.

My Fashion Philosophy Is, If You're Not Covered In Dog Hair, Your Life Is Empty.

Why Isn't The Movie Industry Forced To Open Its Shooting Locations To An Organization That Is There To Advocate For Animal Actors? The Industry Isn't Allowed To Pick And Choose Which Movies Using Young Children It Will Or Won't Allow To Be Monitored. The Vulnerable Should Be Protected.