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Wouldn’t It Be Great To See A Line In All Movie Credits That Truthfully Says, “nobody Was Harmed In The Making Of This Film, And At The Cast Party, All Animals Got A Belly Belly Belly Rub”.

You Know, If You Need 100 Rounds To Kill A Deer, Maybe Hunting Isn't Your Sport.

I've Never Been Able To Write For Stand-up.

What Do Hookers Do On Their Nights Off, Type?

I'd Much Rather See Richard Pryor Or Jackie Mason In A Theater Than In A Club.