When The Sun Comes Up, I Have

Wouldn't It Be Great If You Could Only Get Aids By Giving Money To Television Preachers?

I'm Pretty Equal Opportunity When It Comes To Issues To Joke About.

I Never Minded Flying Cheap. I Always Said To Myself, 'taking This Flight Saves Enough Money To Rescue Four Dogs, Or Six Cats, Or Will Let Me Make A Difference To The One Woman Saving Chimps In Cameroon.'

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.

People Want Sex Education Out Of The Schools. They Believe Sex Education Causes Promiscuity. Hey, I Took Algebra, But I Never Do Math.