I Read Books That Say If You

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.

Guys Wake Up At Your Place And They Expect Breakfast. They Don't Eat Bagels And M&m's In The Morning. They Want Things Like Toast. I Say, 'i Don't Have These Recipes.'

Designers Don't Put Out The Same Sweater Every Year. They Just Keep Creating.

When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

I Have Always Put My Own Money Into Tails Of Joy. For Years, Every Time A Dog Walked By, My Husband Would Say, 'there Goes Our Beach House.'