You Know... When One Speaks Your Name

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.

Pro Wrestling Is Not Fake; It's Sports Entertainment. We Go Out There And We Perform, And A Lot Of What We Do Out There Is Real, But We're Not Going To Insult Anyone's Intelligence - There Is A Predetermined Winner. It's Just The Fans Don't Know Who It Is, And That's What Makes It So Intriguing.

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Children Love Me, Dammit!

You Don't Boo An Olympic Gold Medalist!