I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi

Im In Professional Wrestling, Which Is What I Do For A Living. I Coordinate Stunts. I Memorize Them.

I Wasn't Surprised At All. In Fact, I Thought, Why Stop There? Why Not Add The Big Show, Or Chris Jericho, Or The Whole State Of Nebraska For That Matter? And Don't You Think A Wrestling Ring Is A Little Old School, Lilian? Why Not Put The Match In A Shark Tank, With Real Live Sharks? Hungry Sharks! And The Only Way To Beat Your Opponent Is To Stuff Him Down A Shark's Throat, And Pin The Shark. Wouldn't That Be A Hoot?

I Teased Randy Orton Because He Started Using My Finish, The Angle Slam. I Said, 'hey, I Don't Mind You Using It, But At Least Give It A Name.' When He Hits It, The Announcers Just Say, 'well, He Just Hit That... Thing.'

Children Love Me, Dammit!

You Do Not Boo An Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm The Best In The World. I Came Here For You. You Don't Boo Me.