I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi

If Your Olympic Hero Were To Use The Worm In The 1996 Olympic Games, It Would Be So Embarassing To All The Other Atheletes - And Our Country, Mind You- That The Usa Would Have Finished Behind Guam.

Not To Mention Our Former Tag Team Champions Lost Their Titles After My Good Friend Christian Was Hit In The Genitals With A Hockey Stick By A Midgit! I Mean Enough Is Enough

You Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.

Believe It Or Not, I Kind Of Went Into Professional Wrestling So I Could Get An Avenue Into Acting.

Hey, I Drank Milk That Was A Day Past Its Expiration Date. Now That Is Extreme!