Children Love Me, Dammit!

Pro Wrestling Is Not Fake; It's Sports Entertainment. We Go Out There And We Perform, And A Lot Of What We Do Out There Is Real, But We're Not Going To Insult Anyone's Intelligence - There Is A Predetermined Winner. It's Just The Fans Don't Know Who It Is, And That's What Makes It So Intriguing.

I Love Vince Mcmahon. He Came Up With The Character. He Ran With It, And Then I Was Able To Run With It. I Thank Him For The Opportunity He Gave Me. Vince Mcmahon Was One Of My Best Friends, Period.

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin' Twelve Year Old.