I Just Got Pinned By A Freakin'

I Became The First Ever Euro-continental Champion In Wwf History. Well, Besides D-lo Brown, But He Doesn't Count.

Hey, I Drank Milk That Was A Day Past Its Expiration Date. Now That Is Extreme!

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

Join Me In Olympic Heros For Abstinence. The Best Sex Is No Sex.

Wrestlers In The U.s.a. Are Very Aggressive. All They Want To Do Is Attack, But They'll Make Mistakes.