You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers...

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

My Jokes Are In My Head And I Have A Duplicate Copy Of My Jokes In A Lot Of British Comics' Heads, Where They Are Safe.

I Don't Have To Tell You Folks About Scuba Diving. So, That'll Save Some Time.

I Once Heard Two Ladies Going On And On About The Pains Of Childbirth And How Men Don't Seem To Know What Real Pain Is. I Asked If Either Of Them Ever Got Themselves Caught In A Zipper.

I'll Do Anything For My Wife, It's Turning Out.