You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers...

He Taught Me Never To Smile, Which Helps Me When I Visit Disaster Sites.

You Know What I Hate The Most? People That Imitate Owls.

I Got In A Fight One Time With A Really Big Guy, And He Said, "i'm Going To Mop The Floor With Your Face." I Said, "you'll Be Sorry." He Said, "oh, Yeah? Why?" I Said, "well, How Are You Going To Get Into The Corners?"

I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary Friend.

I Think Fur Looks Better On An Animal Than On A Human Being. So I Dress My Dog In A Mink Teddy.