You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers...

I'm A Great Lover, I'll Bet.

I Don't Really Hang Out With People. I Like To Be By Myself. In Fact, I've Been Arrested A Few Times Because I Like To Walk Around At Two Or Three In The Morning, Looking At Shop Windows. The Cops Take Me To The Station And Fingerprint Me. But I Wouldn't Call That Hanging Out.

My Computer Beat Me At Checkers, But I Sure Beat It At Kickboxing.

Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

My Dad Always Said, If Someone Hands You A Lemon, Make Lemonade. Plus That Also Works Wonderfully As A Metaphor.