Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

If You Can Make Just One Person Laugh, Then You Are Already Doing Better Than Tony Danza.

I Ran Five Miles Today. Then, Finally, I Said, 'here, Lady...take Your Purse.'

I Thought I Was Raptured Up Into The Air Today; Turns Out, It Was Just My Gas Oven Exploding.

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

I Asked The Head Musician If I Could Go Onstage During The Next Break And He Said Sure. I Got Two Laughs In Twenty Minutes, And Walked Out Feeling More Elated Than I Had Ever Felt In My Entire Life. The Glory Of That Triumph Contented Me For Two Full Years.