Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

One Man's Pet-stained Carpet Is Another Man's Twister Game.

I Was With This Girl The Other Night And From The Way She Was Responding To My Skillful Caresses, You Would Have Sworn That She Was Conscious From The Top Of Her Head To The Tag On Her Toes.

I Used To Be Scared Of Pretty Girls, Until One Confessed They're Just As Scared Of Me.

It's Amazing Where A Joke Might Come From. I Find A Lot Of Humour Just By Metaphorically Turning Things Upside Down Or Literally Like My Wife's Cat.

When I Went To College, My Parents Threw A Going Away Party For Me, According To The Letter.