Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

Some Comedians Change Their Style, Often To Their Advantage; But I See No Reason Why I Can't Continue With The "urbane Sophisticate" 'til The Day I Die.

My Classmates Would Copulate With Anything That Moved, But I Never Saw Any Reason To Limit Myself.

You Know What I Hate? Indian Givers... No, I Take That Back.

I'm Filthy Stinking Rich - Well, Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad.

I Love To Go Down To The Schoolyard And Watch All The Little Children Jump Up And Down And Run Around Yelling And Screaming. They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks.