You Know, Somebody Actually Complimented Me On

I Had A Meal Last Night. I Ordered Everything In French, Surprised Everybody. It Was A Chinese Restaurant. I Said To This Chinese Waiter, 'look, This Chicken I Got Here Is Cold.' He Said, 'it Should Be, It's Been Dead Two Weeks.'

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.

I Went Into A French Restaraunt And Asked The Waiter, 'have You Got Frog's Legs?' He Said, 'yes,' So I Said, 'well Hop Into The Kitchen And Get Me A Cheese Sandwich.'

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!