Favorites Quote's
Author
Topic's
Blog
He Said 'i'm Going To Chop Off The Bottom Of One Of Your Trouser Legs And Put It In A Library. I Thought, "that's A Turn-up For The Books".
-Tommy Cooper
Please Wait....
Translating....
Select Image
Download as Image
English
Spanish
French
German
Hindi
Chinese
He Said 'i'm Going To Chop Off
Tommy Cooper
He Said 'i'm Going To Chop Off The Bottom Of One Of Your Trouser Legs And Put It In A Library. I Thought, "that's A Turn-up For The Books".
Views: 8
Topic
Funny
Book
Humor
More From Tommy Cooper
A Man Goes To A Fancy Dress Party Dressed Only In His Y-fronts. A Woman Comes Up To Him And Says "what Are You Supposed To Be?" The Man Says "a Premature Ejaculation." "what?" Says The Woman. The Man Explains "i've Just Come In My Pants."
Funny
Party
Humor
And The Back Of His Anorak Was Leaping Up And Down, And People Were Chucking Money To Him. I Said 'do You Earn A Living Doing That?' He Said 'yes, This My Livelihood.'
Funny
Humor
People
Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.
Funny
Humor
Gun
I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.
Funny
Horse
Humor
A Man Walks Into Doctor's Office. "what Seems To Be The Problem?" Asks The Doc. "it's ... Um ... Well ... I Have Five Penises." Replies The Man. "blimey!" Says The Doctor, "how Do Your Trousers Fit?" "like A Glove."
Funny
Humor
Men
Trending Author
Marc Faber
Richard Marx
Madeleine M. Kunin
Russ Carnahan
Logan Lerman
M. H. Abrams
Category
Information