I Went To The Dentist. He Said

I Went To The Dentist. He Said "say Aaah." I Said "why?" He Said "my Dog's Died."

I Went To The Doctors The Other Day And I Said, 'have You Got Anything For Wind?' So He Gave Me A Kite.

A Friend Of Mine Drowned In A Bowl Of Muesli. A Strong Currant Pulled Him In.

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.