I Went To The Dentist. He Said

I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought Four Windows.

Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly; But When They Lit A Fire In The Craft, It Sank, Proving Once And For All That You Can't Have Your Kayak And Heat It Too.

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

A Man Came Round In Hospital After A Serious Accident. He Shouted, "doctor, Doctor, I Can't Feel My Legs!" The Doctor Replied, "i Know You Can't, I Had To Amputate Your Arms"