A Guy Walks Into A Pub With

Well, My Wife And I Were Married In A Toilet - It Was A Marriage Of Convenience!

Two Fish In A Tank, One Says To The Other - You Drive I'll Man The Guns.

A Woman Tells Her Doctor, 'i've Got A Bad Back.' The Doctor Says, 'it's Old Age.' The Woman Says, 'i Want A Second Opinion.' The Doctor Says: 'okay - You're Ugly As Well.'

Man Went Into A Bar, He Only Had One Arm. Guy Sitting Next To Him Said 'hey, You've Got Your Sleeve In My Drink', Man Replied, 'there's No Arm In It'

A Man Walks Into A Bar, And He Said Ouch, Cause It Was An Iron Bar.