A Guy Walks Into A Pub With

Two Cannibals Eating A Clown. One Asks The Other, 'does This Taste Funny To You?'

I Inherited A Painting And A Violin Which Turned Out To Be A Rembrandt And A Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt Made Lousy Violins And Stradivarius Was A Terrible Painter.

Doctor, I Can't Pronounce My F's, T's And H's.” “well You Can't Say Fairer Than That Then

Went To The Paper Shop - It Had Blown Away.

I've Been On The Whisky Diet - I've Already Lost Three Days!