A Guy Walks Into A Pub With

My Dog Was Barking At Everyone The Other Day. Still, What Can You Expect From A Cross-breed.

Deja Moo: The Feeling That You've Heard This Bullshit Before.

A Man Goes To A Fancy Dress Party Dressed Only In His Y-fronts. A Woman Comes Up To Him And Says "what Are You Supposed To Be?" The Man Says "a Premature Ejaculation." "what?" Says The Woman. The Man Explains "i've Just Come In My Pants."

So I Was In Tesco's And I Saw This Man And Woman Wrapped In A Barcode. I Said "are You Two An Item?"

I Backed Horse Last Week At Ten To One. It Came In At Quarter Past Four.