You Had To Learn At A Certain

I Don't Mind If Somebody Texts Me But I'm Not A Big Texter, The Things Are Too Small. I Don't Mind If They Text, '7 O'clock,' That's Fine, That's Logistics But, 'what's Up?' Get Real! Pick Up A Phone!

You Had To Learn At A Certain Age What Sarcasm Is, You Know?

My Mother Was Pretty Nuts, But She Was Also A Character.

I Have A Strange Combination Of Fearlessness And Massive Insecurity.

The Truth Is That I Am Not A Frump... I Just Enjoy Being Laid Back.