My Mother Was Pretty Nuts, But She

If You’re Not Having A Good Time, Find Something Else That Gives You Some Joy In Life.

You Had To Learn At A Certain Age What Sarcasm Is, You Know?

Do Whatever You Can That Doesn't Compromise Your Morals.

I Don't Mind If Somebody Texts Me But I'm Not A Big Texter, The Things Are Too Small. I Don't Mind If They Text, '7 O'clock,' That's Fine, That's Logistics But, 'what's Up?' Get Real! Pick Up A Phone!

I Have A Strange Combination Of Fearlessness And Massive Insecurity.