The Truth Is That I Am Not

We All Used To Collect Baseball Cards That Came With Bubble Gum. You Could Never Get The Smell Of Gum Off Your Cards, But You Kept Your Yankees Cards Pristine.

If You’re Not Having A Good Time, Find Something Else That Gives You Some Joy In Life.

The Truth Is That I Am Not A Frump... I Just Enjoy Being Laid Back.

I Don't Mind If Somebody Texts Me But I'm Not A Big Texter, The Things Are Too Small. I Don't Mind If They Text, '7 O'clock,' That's Fine, That's Logistics But, 'what's Up?' Get Real! Pick Up A Phone!

I Have A Grandson Who Is 20. He's A Computer Guy. I'm Worried That He Can't Communicate Without His Machine. They Have No Personal Contact With People. That's The Bad Part Of Technology.