You Gotta Fight For Your Right To

People Need A Time To Laugh. It's Up To Us To Bonk Ourselves On The Head And Slip On A Banana Peel So The Average Guy Can Say, 'i May Be Bad, Honey, But I'm Not As Much Of An Idiot As That Guy On The Screen.'

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!

I Used To Think That You Could Get To A Level Of Success Where The Laws Of The Universe Didn't Apply. But They Do. It's Still Life On Life's Terms, Not On Movie-star Terms. I Still Have To Work At Relationships. I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.