You Gotta Fight For Your Right To

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!

Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

People Need A Time To Laugh. It's Up To Us To Bonk Ourselves On The Head And Slip On A Banana Peel So The Average Guy Can Say, 'i May Be Bad, Honey, But I'm Not As Much Of An Idiot As That Guy On The Screen.'

I Want To Live Fast And Die Young.