Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!

I Used To Think That You Could Get To A Level Of Success Where The Laws Of The Universe Didn't Apply. But They Do. It's Still Life On Life's Terms, Not On Movie-star Terms. I Still Have To Work At Relationships. I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.

I Have A Tendency Toward The Pleasures Of The Flesh. It's A Battle For Me, As Far As Weight And Things Like That. But I'm Curbing Them Because I Want To Continue To Do Comedy, And The Two Don't Mix. So I Try To Fight Those Demons.

The Point Is, How Do You Know The Guarantee Fairy Isn't A Crazy Glue Sniffer.

Once I Thought That If I Just Had Enough In The Bank, If I Had Enough Fame, That It Would Be All Right. But I'm A Human Being Like Everyone Else. I'm Not Exempt.