Everybody Laughs When Fatty Falls Down.

I Live In A Van Down By The River.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I Was In The Pritikin Center In Santa Monica Once, Trying To Lose 30 Or 40 Pounds In A Month. I'd Work... On A Treadmill And With The Weights, But It Was Driving Me Nuts. So I Escaped. Tom Arnold Picked Me Up And We Went To Le Dome And Had Tons Of Desserts.

I Have What Doctors Call A Little Bit Of A Weight Problem.

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.